The man out to retrieve that artifact: Capt. “Pirates” is a story about pirates and pirate hunters, and the search for some mystical artifact that will give its bearer great power. The uncut movie was so successful that the producers decided to cut the hardcore scenes out and see if they could make a sexy “R-Rated” version for the masses. The most comprehensive and ambitious adult production to date, “Pirates” is a monumental step towards the eminent merging of the entertainment industries.” For everyone’s edification, I will mention that it also marks Jesse Jane’s first girl-girl scene. What is the world coming to? “Pirates”-“A Joone Film” (and I’m assuming that’s good) was the winner of countless AVN awards in 2005 and, according to its official website at “”Pirates” is a co-production between Digital Playground and Adam & Eve. This movie helped me open up a new genre of entertainment, and I hope that Digital Playground continues to put out Blockbuster adult movies like this one.It’s sad that my most pleasant surprise, movie-wise, came from an epic porn film re-edited for mass-market consumption. And if nothing else, the women in this movie are astronomically hot.Īfter seeing this, I purchased the rated X version, which is even funnier. Jesse Jane (the leading lady) played her part with tongue-in-cheek awareness, which I appreciated. Of the female actresses, Shay Jordan made me giggle with her over-the-top antics, and Katsuni gave a performance that I could have sworn was by a Hollywood actress. Croix also does a wonderful job of portraying a parody of a macho male-chauvinistic one minute and crying in fetal position the next. His humor is cheeky and risque without being ribald. Evan Stone (the lead male) carries the movie out of ridiculous porno dialogue and into true comedy. However, he insisted that it was recommended as being "very funny" so I finally caved and agreed to watch with him. "Although I have nothing against porn, I've never really been into it either so when my boyfriend brought this movie home for us to watch, I wasn't interested.
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